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You know how I love these!

Get one of Moolie baking biscuits.

Rats! Have one of your girlfriends lay on the couch with chicken in her pockets

They are so funny. The dancing cats. I'm just off to bed. I have worked a night shift and sorted the babes. Meaning went up to pony Billy to check on him and feed. Walked and fed dog Khali. Cleaned out Bluey chinchilla's cage. Cleaned litter trays and changed all water bowls, for all babes whilst they were outside for a bit.. Took a quick look online before hitting the pit. Thought I would relax and be able to sleep. Not so now! Those dancing cats will have me dancing on the ceiling in my sleep! Love 'em!

Here are some I did way back:

and nothing to do with cats, but I was quite proud of it:

And also, did someone order kittens?

You lot really don't want me to sleep do you? More cats now dancing in my room and on my ceiling! I'm going. My pit calls me. Got one more night of working whilst you lot are sleeping. Going to dance my way upstairs now!

How about this one then. Cat needed a wash:

And this lad really should give up computer games:

He would be great as a forum avatar. In fact I think I'm going to rip off the idea and put Ringo in it.

These are good Paul - how do you do them? Are they stills set up in a slideshow with a quick transition?

BTW - Like the washer one!

These are great -- when I finish the one I am working on I will have to post it

AH HA! Paul...so you do know how to make a video Avatar?
When you finally logon, you'll have to share this with me. I have the mpg files, but, don't know how to convert them to gif as an Avatar.

I just use Jasc Animation Studio to do .GIF animations.

Anyway, I trust you lot have all seen Kitler 606?

Oh no - don't tell me a I need a special software to do it

My pc is software-glutted and hot rod-ed up to the point of instability *sigh*

Did you do that one? Does it say parly instead of party...or is that just the font.

I think it's the automatic resizing routine I use on here - the line is missing from the A too.

lol - Now I'll have to lok around on the web for some animated gifs to play with.

Moolie Bakes Biscuits

That is terrific poppysoir. There are so many good things on this forum. That's one of the best! Just love it.

I have to admit it was the inspiration for Motorcycle Reltik...I just sat hear watching it totally bemused

Hh ha - sholdn't that read 'god-emperor' of cat kind

did you do that, poppysoir?

Ha ha - luv the fluffy kitten bombing

I like the last one best. Also the hamster ones.

Some cute gifs:

Seem familiar Julie?

More In Urs:

and finally:

I love the 'I'm in Ur....hey stop it' one and the one above can out-curse Julie

poppysoir - here is another of 'your' cat:

Considering our Sci-Fi theme this month, I couldn't pass on posting this gem!

Dunecat now adorns my office wall.

HAHAHAHAHA i love too many of these to pick out, this is the first time I've seen this thread I love these LOL

Have you got

in a full desktop size? I'm itching to change it to our default Windows XP desktop at the office! (for the record, the background is the default WinXP theme!)

Lol DO IT paul!! lol you know you want to...

It was in a large jpg format, but, I rescaled it.
Since I copied it right off the web, I'll have to track it back down for you.
I'm fairly certain I know where I found it.

That's great poppysoir!!!

My own addition to the "in ur" family, not quite finished yet (I want to have Supermog or Supercat in the 3D Superman font rather than the "in ur" comment).

Good contribution to the 'I'm in Ur' collection...I haven't seen any SuperMog captions

lol what does GTFO stand for?

Get The Fu*k Out

obviously this kitten doesn't share!

Yay.

Was quicker to redraw the Superman title by hand than to find an appropriate font.

That looks great Paul!
Are you ditching the I'm in Ur?

Yep. And it might have to be animated at some point!

[Taste filter temporarily bypassed]

another one I couldn't resist doing:

Haha! good thing you can overide it

Yep - supercat should be animated!!! Flying those friendly skies.

HAHA the suicide bomber! haha and the catty drinking beer LOL are you guys making these are getting them from the net?

Some I'm making, some I've found.

Supercat, Allaaaaaaaaaaaahcat and "don't I LOOK fucking serious" cat are mine.

The drinking cat is off the web...but he reminds me of so many American man, I had to caption him.

You guys are just so clever with your amusing pics.

From howstrange.com - a site of amusing PS and other nonsensical stuff.

Not a kitler...not even a cat. But in the vein of this site...

Isn't Reich spelt, well, like that?

All together now - "I after E, except after C - or when speaking German"

maybe it's like an 'accountability' clause...

Oh! I didn't really maen to compare your deodorant to the Reich....look, I wasn't even talking about the Reich...I raelly maent Raech Guard...you knoe, lift those aerms high - extra underearm protection

Oh dear! I am laughing so much. I am not a person that can laugh out loud easily. It has to be really way out funny for me to let go. This is so brilliant. Just love 'em. Thank you.

Hah! Love that last one. Hide the crystals!!!!

I want Router Cat to guard my router. He's great.

lol - I've had the 'do not want' bath experience with Kai

(borrowed from one of this morning's submissions!)

He's the Perfect Poster Kitler!

Rosie's post on Gunnar's kitler board illustrated:

HERMES HAS LEFT THE STATION!

Yay! Go Hermes!

(you're getting bloody good at this animation thing, you know!)

What's interesting to me is that the greater gap you place between the frame movments, the more realistic it becomes. I would have thought...and was trying, just the opposite; many little tiny step movements.
Hemes has only 8 frames and yet he looks like he is moving completely along the rail. I'm glad you suggested this software.

Ha ha - wait til you see your own animated, pivotal role in the Kitler Ballet..and no! you won't be dancing.
you are very god-emperor-ish

...talk about hitting the nip!

Woo yay indeed. B3TAstic.

And here's some I found on my travels on t'interweb:

(ok, so they're not cats, so sue me)

(LOVE this guy)

(not a cat, but obviously appropriate)

aaaaaaaaawwwwwww.

awwwwwwwwwwwww. Again.

Not a big fan of beat 'em ups, but I'd play that one!

but I saved the best till last:

Wow - you got a stash of them.

ha ha - I wanted popyysoir to do one like the 'on your goodz' with Moolie.
But it would be 'Im on ur breadbasket, kneading your biscuts'

I have to laugh at the skwel gift...I'm sure Kai would love to get me one for my birthday

I have to say, the "goodz" in that picture are certainly worth groping

Shouldn't a god-emperor have his mind on loftier things

If ever an almost-Kitler needed an additional 'shopped tache:

Oh you have to do it Paul...it's just begs for it.

Kitler's in Ur neutral nation...eating Ur chocolate Treat-ies

Also like monorail cat offline

I have to say 'fux my perception' went right over my head at first glance, but, it really is a prime pic!

...and invisible cat was excellent

A more acceptable sport, G.E. ?

Julie - I would like to see one of Frodo, drinking out of a mug with his picture on it

- excellent!

We really should start a Kitler Macros thread and ask our Kitler owners to forward us their funniest Kitler shots

lol - what a slew of ceiling cat

Here's two from Fark.com ...the first being a kitler

Luv the one missing his marker

Don't know if Frodo could do the straw bit Denise. Unless I put a blob of marg on the end. Will have to work on it!

lol - that's what I was thinking - that they put fish oil or something on the end of it

Kai chews on straws...but not from someone's glass.

And one for our 'ever-appreciative' God Emperor

lol - I'd hit it ...yeah, with stick, maybe

Unashamedly stolen from stuffonmycat.com (but the captioning is mine) and posted on the wrong bloody thread initially:

lol - I saw that and didn't want to mention it

I was hoping you'd caption Frodo - I could'nt think of anything really good.

Hee hee...he almost be a Kitlah

poppysoir - isn't this a close-up of the one you call little Ginge?

A Wanabe Kitler

Modified to Wanabe Kitlers

Wow! You have a bunch I never saw before...luv the toothbrush bristles

That's one nice reason behind labeling the Kitler Macros. Not only does it promote the website and (sort of) protect the image, but it also provides the source. What's different about this site (besides all the obvious things), is that our cats have a history. you can read their boards and find out some things about them. They're not just pictures, out floating around the web.
I also wonder about a lot of the cats in the pictures, and wish you could get a little more 'history' on the picture.

Still have to say 'hit it with a stick maybe' is my favorite...edging out even Dune Cat.

Here is Mothership as a nesting toy

And here's one for Ubersoldier...zig

For the Naughty Corner

This begs for a caption...

This one really amuses me...it's true - Koi will beg from anybody

Quoted from poppysoir

squeeee it's big ginge. i love big ginge. he's so fat and menacing. i would love to know the stories behin some of the cats on the web, especially serious cat and big ginge.

Big Ginge's story:

http://www.meankitty.com/Gallery1/bigginge.htm

Did you see I found the thread where Router Cat made his first appearance?

Your fairly good at sniffing out the sources...how do you find them?

Well they also sell meankitty t-shirts in over at that site...but no big Ginge.

Besides...you'd rather have a CTLLH shirt anyway

Quoted from dmhearn

poppysoir - isn't this a close-up of the one you call little Ginge?

You may be right...take a look around the lips...no black on the pic with the little kitten.

This one's called Big Ginge also...the chin looks right. But the Flikr site I got this from is not the owner of the cat.

Look at the orange spot on the side of the nose!

He looks too cute to me.

You may be right...the orange spot under the eye doesn't seem to come down far enough on the nose.

And the search for Big Ginge continues

With apologies to Julie and Merlin:

This made me laugh so much.

Me also

Luv that Merlin!!!!

We need to do a http://www.pissedoffcat.com offshoot website.

Julie, you have email.

Bad taste filter bypassed:

lol Bad taste filter bypassed:
It's good to be the God Emperor of Kitlers!

...and in anticipation of our forthcoming shop contest:

hee - it does kinda look like that.
BTW - Mt Serious Cat is in your email.

Havven't seen that last Serious Cat before...luv it!

I think this guy is seriouser than Serious Cat.

Anyway, he's now on my office door with the caption "Serious Cat Says DO NOT DISTURB".

Quoted from dmhearn

Help.....

You should do one with Serious Cat, Router Cat, Happy Cat and, hmm, I dunno, maybe Long Cat?

That would be a feat...it took me a bit to get SC to poppysoirs liking

lol - Long cat on the end poking out of the mountain!

Quoted from Paul Neve

I think this guy is seriouser than Serious Cat.

Anyway, he's now on my office door with the caption "Serious Cat Says DO NOT DISTURB".

lol - you have to post that variation also. I'm sure all the office employees need one

Here you go:

I actually had to shop out the original caption, it's not as clean as I'd like but good enough for an office door.

Now that's an excellent 'Do Not Disturb' sign. You're right...he really is dead serious.

And some Longcat / Tacgnol ones:

Four famous patriarchs carved in stone, stand as testament for all to see, the glory of the Cat Macro!

Now that's a film waiting to be made. I'd go and watch it.

It's also a great shop job! Think I'll place my money on the undercat, Tacgnol

Nah, Longcat'll kick his arse

Possibly the best Longcat page ever:

http://lol.bz/js/longcat/

Actually, thinking about it, Longcat isn't THAT long at all:

Ringo's longer than him.

Stole the source image from stuffonmycat.com this morning:

And while in a Longcat mood, let us not forget the original Longcat and give praise to the official gods of comedy:

Quoted from Paul Neve

Possibly the best Longcat page ever:

http://lol.bz/js/longcat/

Oh that is the best!

I was reading somewhere, just what your said 'that longcat really wasn't long, just lengthy', and that it's popularity came about much as some sort of reference to Fridy being so long waiting for Caturday.

Here is another called super long cat...although I think that title belongs to yours above

Hah - never seen that first one before...looks like he ate all my foods

And what a funny nose!

Now you're scaring me

I snagged this from the ThirtySecondsToMars.com forum

And my favorite of the group....

Revenge Cat could give Frodo a run for his money in the pissed-off-ness stakes.

And I do like the little vigilante.

This and the prior macro with the help of poppysoir

OMG! I haven't been back here since you added the forum! I'm the person who volunteers at the shelter where Hermes came from and originally sent in his photo! This is so friggin' funny! Can I share it on the shelter's blog? People still ask about him of course...I have to get to work but will be back later. I'm crying here from laughing so hard. Thank you for your artistry dmhearn!

Isn't it funny - we were just writing about Hermes the last two days.
Please share with the Barc blog and send updates or pictures on him - he won everyones heart

Longcat rides again:

That's a gem

Has to be the longest, long cat ever! And quite a lot of good stuff along the ride too

poppysoir - I had seen bold cat...even thought that Hermes should have a bold macro. But never saw the italics - lol

I found this one

as a mahoosive desktop-background sized pic:

http://pics.livejournal.com/popcultureicon/pic/000s1k89

Yay. Go Longcat. Kick his arse.

No, THIS is the longest Longcat ever:

Aside joke to Julie; maybe Grace was protecting the other cats

Piss off you stupid cow! Laughing so much!

Some from dropline.net

Blurry caption...but cute:

I was bored, so a Google image search for Longcat amused me for a bit. And yielded:

Longcat should be declared a world monument or something

The story of Tacgnol...

In this holy Caturday, /b/ has been blessed by a revelation the great infinite longness of LongcaTacgnol

tacgnol and longcat are one, yet they are not the same,

tacgnol is the shadow of longcat
longcat the light of tacgnol

They are really 2 ways of seeing the same great superbeing two sides of the same coin tacgnol and longcat are two in one,
forever in combat, forever united. Embrace the true being, embrace infinite longness that extends from dark to light.
And thus, the true name of the infinite creature is known, the creature will come to /b/ and cleanse it of faggotry,
and /b/ will be like it was before.

Black and white
Evil and good
Heaven and hell
longcaTacgnol

Tacgnol will destroy that which destroys /b/ so that his twin, his opposite,
Longcat may forge a new /b, a better /b/. To create the new, the old must be destroyed.
longcaTacgnolcomes! The creator and the destroyer.
no begging nor end, the alpha and the omega.
Embrace it or be destroyed.

I like how they put this to music.

I don't think any site beats Kattalogen for sheer amount of Cat Macros - over 2100 of them!!!

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/

But, if you want to view a larger size of an image, do it in a new window or tab, otherwise it will reload all 2100 pictures when you return to the page

Love the story and pics of longcat/tacgnol. Really brilliant.

Another pissedoffcat friend contender?