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Posted by FukkenEjo on Thu Sep 20 2012 at 01:08:20 I had gotten incredibly innebriated one evening, as I am wont to do, and decided that swimming in the creek behind the house was a good idea. Well, as it turns out it was a terrible idea. AS I drunkenly trundled toward what would surely prove to be a watery demise, Jack took the time to pull me aside and inform me that my decision was not the best one. I didn't listen. I told him he was a stupid cat and that he should mind his own business. Anyway, as I swam deeper into the water my legs started to cramp up. The last thing I remember was the cold cold water closing in over my head and everything going back. I came to on the banks... speechless I looked around... and there sat Jack. Smug, but relieved. I owe that little shit my life.
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