Jasper (owned by Brooke)

Sinister stare of contemptuousness...  

His expression seems to indicate that nobody messes with Jasper and lives to tell the tale.

Great hairline!

If you don't get that wretched camera out of my face we might have a "situation". We don't want a "situation" now do we.......  
 
 
luv the expression

This picture is clearly a fake by the Soviets anyone can see this cat is dead and made up to look like der Furher

he's just mad that we're all staring at his permanent moustache

I stare. I plot. I meOW!!!

 
He's looking for small dogs to torture ...

Jasper may LOOK like Hitler, but he is the nicest cat in the world.

yes he is...thank you andrew!

He makes me sneeze, but he's not a bad cat.

Idiots who run web pages should be taken out and shot, even if that's 90% of web hosts. The host here gives us a vote between 1 and 10, with no clue whether 1 is the top (First!) or 10 is the top (as in It's a Ten!)

idiots who ruin web pages should learn to be nicer  
 
 
 

look at him, all superior like with his book... Mein Kampf probably, that is one cold kitty. We should never have laughed at him in art school.

He's the sweetest little Hitler I know! Awww..."Here Hitler Hitler!"

Come on up and see me sometime...purr

I miss this little Hitler. :-(

Hitler in repose.

but...but...I vant to siiiing!!!!

I happen to know this kitler and would not recommend meeting him in person. He can not be trusted to keep out of your face. He controls your behavior and you must pet, must pet, must pet, must pet. Heil,kitty.  

i've been telling you all along that you've got a little furher on your hands.  

Ich bin ein Roanoker!

I'll never tell what I did with those dogs that I tortured. (Hint- Litter box)

You are getting sleeeeeeeepy

Because it says "out of 10," one would assume that the higher the number, the higher the rating... Context clues, man. Oh, and Jasper's expression is quite priceless, btw.

Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future.

“The victor will never be asked if he told the truth.”  

im a ginger ninger and im proud!

the library club luv jasper and sulute d cat  
by d way this was posted by yazzy b

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I think Jasper typed the above post himself. Can anyone translate Feline?

His haughty gaze into the camera belies his internal musings, "If I grow a giant abscess, then the world will notice me!"

Germany was having trouble  
What a sad, sad story  
Needed a new leader to restore  
Its former glory  
Where, oh, where was he?  
Where could that man be?  
We looked around and then we found  
The man for you and me  
And now it's...  
Springtime for Hitler and Germany  
Deutschland is happy and gay!  
We're marching to a faster pace  
Look out, here comes the master race!  
Springtime for Hitler and Germany  
Rhineland's a fine land once more!  
Springtime for Hitler and Germany  
Watch out, Europe  
We're going on tour!

oh kitler, why won't you come in from the cold?

you belong out in the cold - you who wake me too early in the morning! is this how you plan to overthrow the world? through annoyance?

welcome to my blog. i will write here when i have a world dominating idea. perhaps when i have dominated you, you will finally realize that waking at 3 in the morning to let me out is a privilege you will one day beg for.